#garfield Logs

Sep 04 2015

#garfield Calendar


00:46 ^kat^ ok
00:58 ^kat^ "Obviously, some people may not agree my opinions; they are welcome to write and publish their own paper outlining why they I am wrong. "
21:03 zhanx Evening, why is it that I leave for work and come home to the whole house sick? I am glad I missed the carrier of the plague
21:19 rue_house hey
22:08 katsmeow <cough>
22:09 zhanx Cough cough
22:11 rue_house hey jkat
22:11 zhanx Katsmeow my clamps work awesome
22:11 tsmeow waves
22:11 katsmeow kool
22:11 zhanx Egyptians did it right all the years ago
22:11 e_house suspects thats the end of the days conversa
22:11 rue_house zhanx, the wheel?
22:12 zhanx Clamps wedge style from 5000b.c
22:12 zhanx Found a picture online of them in a tomb
22:12 zhanx Made them
22:13 zhanx They used two wedges instead of one (modern style is one)
22:14 zhanx Grant x
22:14 zhanx Err
22:14 zhanx They used tropical wood for them, and the math was cool
22:15 rue_house oh do show
22:15 zhanx They appeared to use trapezoidal math. Ok tomorrow I never take me phone anymore
22:16 zhanx Slope faces etc
22:17 zhanx I will tape me attempting to pull out a board
22:17 zhanx I almost didn't do it
22:18 zhanx About used my boots
22:18 rue_shop3 :)
22:19 katsmeow Mr Robot season fainale is wierd
22:19 katsmeow finale
22:19 zhanx I would say 200 psi clamping pressure
22:19 rue_shop3 hmm
22:19 rue_shop3 is that on netflix?
22:19 katsmeow why do people say psi when they mean lbs?
22:19 zhanx I hope
22:20 rue_shop3 haha
22:20 zhanx Pounds per square inch?
22:20 rue_shop3 dunno kat
22:20 zhanx 2 in face I can lift x, psi
22:20 rue_shop3 why do dinosaurs have the digit count of birds but the skuls of fish?
22:20 katsmeow yeas, because it really screws with the math, 1psi of water on a sq ft is 144 lbs, but it isn't 144psi
22:20 Tom_itx why ask why?
22:21 katsmeow holyfusk, it's Tom, he spoke
22:21 zhanx Wow
22:21 zhanx I was thinking atmosphere pressure also
22:21 zhanx For water
22:22 katsmeow rue, it's on wikipedia, i really dunno where it is shown, or even when
22:22 zhanx Tom_itx feel better?
22:22 Tom_itx about 88%
22:23 zhanx Not bad
22:23 zhanx Rue fyi I used scrap wood for this so it looks like poo when I film it
22:23 tsmeow ponders a cheese sammich, with relish and itailain dressing with red pep
22:24 katsmeow but i don't have any italian clothes
22:24 zhanx Fake it
22:25 zhanx Add tomatoes and sausage your fine
22:25 katsmeow i had to come inside because i was gettng a headache from welding and heat and dehydration, that was 2 hrs ago
22:25 katsmeow should i add hamburger, if i am adding sausage?
22:25 rue_shop3 heh
22:26 Tom_itx rue_school is rue_shop3 tonight
22:26 zhanx Kat add salt to your waterbottle
22:26 rue_shop3 3d printin
22:26 katsmeow i need toput that on a poster
22:27 katsmeow because when i need that info, i can't think or remember it
22:27 rue_shop3 I spent the week redesigning a gripper
22:27 zhanx Salt does what in the stomach?
22:27 rue_shop3 melts
22:27 Tom_itx i wish my gripper was normal
22:27 zhanx Nope well yes but...
22:27 katsmeow i dunno, but it helps keep some water in the body, and replace lost salts from sweat
22:28 zhanx No the body absorbs more water
22:29 zhanx Food replaces salts and stuff
22:29 rue_shop3 how can I work out how many chromozones a dinosaur might have had?
22:29 zhanx 298
22:29 Tom_itx dna a dino
22:30 zhanx Make a park?
22:31 katsmeow this is odd solution: refugees dying at sea trying to reach Europe, so man offers to buy them an island,,,, is that a hope that they keep on dying or what?
22:31 rue_shop3 and how can I take the dna fragments and resequence them, and inject them into a ostritch egg?
22:31 Tom_itx why an ostrich?
22:31 katsmeow you going to hammer dino meat into an egg?
22:31 rue_shop3 its the only bird I can think of large enough to lay a dinosaur egg
22:32 katsmeow ah, the chicken and egg problem
22:32 Tom_itx you forgot about bigbird
22:32 rue_shop3 bigbird is endangered tho
22:32 rue_shop3 there is only 1
22:32 katsmeow and he's male
22:32 rue_shop3 how you know that?
22:32 katsmeow i heard it
22:33 Tom_itx lifted his leg?
22:33 katsmeow a little bird told me, horror stories
22:33 zhanx Kat notice others of same religion do nothing for them
22:33 e_house squints at
22:33 katsmeow i didn't notice their religion, actually
22:34 zhanx Little bird for ponkoyo?
22:34 e_house reaches over and slowly pulls a yellow feather out of the corner of kats m
22:34 katsmeow oops
22:34 katsmeow that wasn't twee, i mean big bird
22:35 rue_shop3 mmmhmmmm
22:35 zhanx I would eat him
22:35 katsmeow https://duckduckgo.com/?q=tweety+bird&ia=images
22:36 katsmeow ok, afk a few to nuke food
22:37 rue_shop3 dinosaurs are cool, mostly in their oddities
22:37 rue_shop3 the skuls are crazy
22:37 rue_shop3 the longer you look, the more things you find wrong
22:42 rue_shop3 I'm still sure most dinosaurs only have 3 digits
22:43 rue_shop3 I'll have to check that out more
22:43 rue_shop3 did you know that humans have the same chromosone count as guppies?
22:45 rue_shop3 I'd bet almost all the dna seqeuences that are needed for a dinosaur are still around
22:46 rue_shop3 have you ever heard of dna that spreads between animals/species?
22:46 rue_shop3 apparently viruses can do gene splicing
22:48 rue_shop3 you all got quiet all of da sudden
22:49 rue_shop3 if there is anyone here who dosn't want me to try to genetically splice a dinosaur and raise it, raise your hand
22:49 rue_shop3 perfect, no hands, everyone is on board
22:51 zhanx I am
22:51 zhanx I want to see it
22:51 rue_shop3 do you have a penn we can use for the ostritch?
22:52 zhanx Later this month yes
22:52 zhanx I am moving
22:53 rue_shop3 ok, so we just need an idea of a) how many chromosones to make, b) some genetic samples to use as building material, c) some viruses that cut and paste genes
22:53 rue_shop3 oh and a really good microscope
22:53 zhanx Really good
22:54 zhanx Like awesome
22:55 rue_shop3 I wonder what could use used to filter out mis-spliced dna
22:55 rue_shop3 and just use odds
22:57 zhanx Random
23:00 katsmeow moving?
23:00 rue_shop3 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZW_sex-determination_system
23:01 rue_shop3 wait, I was looking for count
23:01 katsmeow wierd, i was looking for a countess
23:03 rue_shop3 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyly
23:04 rue_shop3 so, if they could say which gene causes the extra digit, it maybe could be reversed
23:04 rue_shop3 even a crocodile has 5 digits
23:04 rue_shop3 need 4 for a dinosaur, or 3
23:04 rue_shop3 jurry is still out on that
23:05 katsmeow not sure i would cunt them if the dino was trying to have me for dinner
23:05 katsmeow or count them
23:05 rue_shop3 well if there were 5 digits, you would know it wasn't a dinosaur eating you
23:06 katsmeow oh
23:06 rue_shop3 it might not be the most comforting of last thoughts
23:06 katsmeow what would it be?
23:06 rue_shop3 well if its got 5 digits its not a dino
23:06 katsmeow ok
23:06 rue_shop3 there aren't many creatures with non-5 digits
23:07 rue_shop3 snakes dont count
23:07 rue_shop3 tho...
23:07 katsmeow slamanders
23:07 katsmeow salamanders
23:07 rue_shop3 estimated the genome size of 10
23:08 katsmeow how to screw up a crime scene: have a rave
23:08 rue_shop3 estimated the genome size of 17
23:11 rue_shop3 imagine how many dna sequences there could be for a single species
23:14 zhanx 17e100
23:15 tsmeow is not having success with the imaginee
23:15 zhanx Or is that 1,
23:15 rue_shop3 ?
23:16 rue_shop3 10-17 sounds like a good number, its low, I'd expect that for earlier life forms
23:30 katsmeow i wonder if those tatoes got done,,, i put them in for 15 minutes only 40 minutes ago
23:40 katsmeow HOT#$^&$%^@$%B@@
23:58 rue_shop3 mmmm
23:58 rue_shop3 hot potato